Love is like a water balloon toss.  You throw it to other people, catch it, and get soaked through at some point in time.  Philosophers around the world could not tell you why, but the love-water balloon comparison is most effective when a green water balloon is used.  This comparison and the idea that green water balloons are best used in it is rumored to be invented by a Swiss doctor.  Some say that it was a revelation that came about over a cup of coffee, others say he was playing in a balloon toss and was a terrible catch.  The true answer is unknown.
 
    Philosophers around the world CAN tell you, however, that they still have no idea why love is like a water balloon toss, and that water balloon tosses have become a favorite worldwide activity while workers' bosses are on break.