Sneaking out to the woods with your friends to drink beer constitutes a social life.

You hear people speaking with a NY City/Valley girl blend of accent

People look at you strangly when you say soda and vaccuum instead of pop and sweeper

There has been continous construction on all major roadways for no apparent reason for the last decade

Nothing ever seems to be getting done with all the construction on the roadways for the last decade

The local Franciscan brothers and priests can drink the frat boys under the table any day

The prisons are conveniently located right next to the college campuses

You go out for a drive and are almost run off the road by an Amish buggy

Taking a trip to the local Walmart constitutes living the high life

You understand that "quaint" is another word for "really small town in the middle of nowhere"

Your college spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on their football team that hasn't won a single game in two years, but won't build a track for their track team

When your idea of having a good weekend is witnessing jocks streak across campus

When the stuff on the shower floor gets up and walks away when you start the water

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON:
Despite frequent fires that burn down half the campus about every five years or so, you continue to rebuild the buildings with wood.

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NOTE: The football team has won since this was written