"Beenie is a virtual pandemonium of inertia, a veritable bundle of energy and craftiness, you never know what's
next and you'll never be bored. The queen of organized chaos and empress of the seven seas of delightful near
insanity, common sense and fine education come together in one feisty Irish-American package in the Beenie."

~Adrienne Amos
Welcome to Beenieland

Bee·nie,  adj. 1. small, of short stature, tiny, little -n. 2. an odd bundle of energy of Irish-Italian background with reddish-blonde hair, blue eyes, an unimaginable number of eccentricities, and standing approximately 5'1" in height

A Little About Myself...

Name: Beenie
Age: Wouldn't you like to know!
Place of birth: I was born on the bayous of Metairie, Louisiana - a small suburb of New Orleans
Gender: Female with a capital F!
Height: 5'1" and proud of it! I worked really hard to get that last inch!
Eyes: They vary in shades of blue
Hair: Reddish blonde and with a mind of it's own. It does what it wants, when it wants and I have little or no say in the matter.
Current Academic Standing: First semester junior at St. Francis College
College major: Marine Biology
College minor: Spanish
Earliest memory: Looking at the orcas through a glass window in the side of their tank at Sea World
Most vivid memory: See "Oddest Experience"
Oddest experience: One Christmas, not long after we had finished decorating the tree, I decided to take a nap in the recliner next our Christmas tree. I had just dozed off when I felt a sharp blow to the head. I opened my eyes to find that the tree had fallen over on top of me, hitting me in the head and pinning me in the chair. It was the most memorable concussion I have ever gotten.
Imaginary friends: A skeleton named Bonesy (pronounced "bone zee" - I can't spell)
Friends to the end: Adrienne the Fabulous (I have elbows!), Newt the Gibbon (Slutbunwalla), Paulina of the Charcoal (I don't need it anymore, thanks anyway!), Adria my smuggling buddy (donde esta Juan?), and Ellen of the City (Mother Hubbard!)
Pets: Allie the West Highland White Terrier, four neon tetras, and a Chinese algae eater
Trademarks: Flurry the Holiday Penguin
Favorite movie: Usual Suspects
Favorite singer: Tori Amos
Favorite group: Goo Goo Dolls
Favorite cartoon characters: Eeyore, Wakko, Snoopy and Woodstock
Cartoon character I most identify with: Wakko from Animaniacs
Favorite colour: Blue
Known fetishes: I am all about cute, fuzzy pajamas
Food preference: Lobster! Fresh Maine lobster!
Choice of beverage: Vanilla cokes and Dr Pepper
Hobbies: Painting, drawing, writing, photography, and zipping myself up inside a douffel bag!
Siblings: Matt (+5 years) and Newt (-5 years)
Technology I can't live without: SPELL CHECK! Huzzah for the genius who made it! My very existence depends on it!
Current mental state: Think spin art
Current Employment: Food and Beverage/Sanitation Technician at Frankie's
Organizations I support: Greyhound Rescue, Save the Manatee Club, SPCA, Humane Society, Pink Elephant
Other Odd Facts: I was baptized in a high school cafeteria - I'm not kidding!