1. You Were An Accident

2. Strangers Have the Best Candy

3. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

4. Some Kittens Can Fly!

5. Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

6. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer......  Hey! Let's Go Ride Bikes!

9. All Dogs Go to Hell

10. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

11. You Are Different and That's Bad

12. Dad's New Wife: Timothy

13. Pop! Goes the Hamster... and Other Great Microwave Games

14. Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets

15. The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad

16. Babar Meets the Taxidermist

17. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

18. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

19. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

22. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

23. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

24. When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It

25. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Miss Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Bi-Curious George

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry